The Lemon PressinThe Lemon PressNew Phone Glitch Autocorrects 'Pan' to 'Ping'Apple and Google today released a joint statement confirming the discovery of a new bug autocorrecting the word 'Pan' to 'Ping'. The…1 min read·Jul 23, 2021----
The Lemon PressinThe Lemon Press5 Ways To Relive This University YearHaven’t you heard? The past year has been alright given the circumstances, it must be true, every Instagram caption says so. But now all…3 min read·Jul 9, 2021----
The Lemon PressinThe Lemon PressLocal Man Self-Isolating Unless You’re ‘Up For Something Later’A local man has taken to self-isolation for the next 7 days following a headache and sore throat. However, he’s very happy to meet you at…1 min read·Jun 23, 2021----
The Lemon PressinThe Lemon PressGB News Announces Educational Programming LineupHaving already gobbled up the BBC’s market share on Conservative-socialising gammon, GB News is now launching an educational daytime TV…2 min read·Jun 17, 2021----
The Lemon PressGB News Announces Educational Programming LineupHaving already gobbled up the BBC’s market share on Conservative-socialising gammon, GB News is now launching an educational daytime TV…2 min read·Jun 17, 2021----
The Lemon PressinThe Lemon PressPolice Warn of Pedophile Dressed Up As Nightingale HospitalFollowing the closure of schools, Sheffield’s most notorious pedophile has had to move with the times: changing his school outfit for a…1 min read·Apr 25, 2020----
The Lemon PressinThe Lemon PressPPE Students Agree the UK Has Too Little PPEPPE students up and down the country have felt more appreciated over the last month than when they last had to explain their degree title…1 min read·Apr 24, 2020----
The Lemon PressinThe Lemon PressBreitbart Buy YorfessBreitbart beat out the neo-Nazi Daily Stormer in their bid to buy Yorfess for an undisclosed sum this week. This is part of Breitbart’s…2 min read·Mar 16, 2020----
The Lemon PressinThe Lemon PressComing Soon: Love York is BlindComing soon to YSTV, the innovative excitement to see if Love York is really blind.1 min read·Mar 12, 2020----
The Lemon PressinThe Lemon PressAsk Jeeves: The Man Behind The MagicAsk Jeeves used to be a powerhouse in the search engine world. However, while Ask Jeeves opened up the knowledge of the world to us, we…2 min read·Mar 10, 2020----
